I’m sorry I killed
you, but you needed to die.
The end had
come, and we both knew why.
You could have
objected, but why even try?
You knew it was
over, so you had to comply.
Sure, we had some
good times, I won’t try to lie.
But memories
like those bring no tear to my eye.
Yes, I remember
that day, when I decided to buy.
And I got some
help from that towel store guy.
But you know
the facts, so you can’t deny,
That you could no
longer make anyone dry.
And no one
knows that, better than I.
You were no longer
soft, and you’d lost all your dye.
So I had to kill
you, but don’t let that imply,
That your quality
wasn’t once very high.
But those days are
over, so it’s time for goodbye.
Reputation@Stake
A sign that you had a really slow day:
You write a poem about throwing away an old towel.
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It’s just too sad…
Yes, it’s incredibly sad. I’ve been crying all day, but I now have nothing to soak up the tears!
Slow day? Try awesome one. Poems about late towels are all the rage.
I had no idea they were popular. You wouldn’t believe how often I am cool and don’t even know it.
Whoa, Watch out TS…The Ghost Office Poetry Blog just got a little competition.
That was really good…you should have it published as a picture book, you know, to help kids cope with loss…or fall asleep. Whichever.
Great idea! The picture book idea is perfect, especially because if the pictures are good enough we won’t need to print the words. Everyone will appreciate that.